The Conjugal Visit

The Dreaded Conjugal Visit 

Unexpectedly, Lord Andrew Charles Howard decides to pay Lady Karissa an unscheduled visit . He is  in one of his lovey-dovey moods and he grows tired with Lady Paulina and Lady Theresa Hardwick.

They are after all his sex-toys and at his beckon call for his sexual needs.

Lord Andrew Charles looks at Lady Paulina and tells her “I am busy this evening. Return to my brother and keep him happy.” and with that Lady Paulina curtsy to him and she walks out of his study.

When Lady Theresa comes to him and he looks at her “ I have a headache.”  and Lady Theresa has learned to read him like a book and she curtsy to him and she exits the study.

Lord Andrew Charles exits through his private door, it takes him to a private staircase that leads him to Lady Karissa ‘s suite and he knocks on her door and she calls out ‘ It’s open.” and Lord Andrew Charles walks in and he looks at her “ I miss you Karissa.”

“I am sorry you miss me, Andrew Charles. I have been busy taking care of your heiress and your spare.” Lady Karissa states.

“How are our children doing?” Lord Andrew Charles asks.

“Lady Elizabeth is growing by leaps and bounds and she is causing some grief for Barbara.”Lady Karissa tells him. 

“On the other hand, Lady Samhain is not giving her grief.” Lady Karissa tells him.

“I will talk with Lady Elizabeth about her behavior.” Lord Andrew Charles tells Lady Karissa.

“Caution, Andrew Charles. Remember Lady Elizabeth doesn’t like you to get near or she will start to scream and cry, and your father will come from York and climb down your damn throat.” Lady Karissa warns.

“Damn my father, Karissa . My father wouldn’t let my grandfather run his life and I won’t let my father get involved with my family.” Lord Andrew Charles states.

“Lady Elizabeth is my daughter and I will spank her.” Lord Andrew Charles states.

“I know that my father adores Lady Elizabeth. If he could, he would make her Duchess of Norfolk Territory even now.” Lord Andrew Charles states.

“Oh no, Lord Andrew Charles. Your father will not create Lady Elizabeth the Duchess of Norfolk Territory. It is your albatross around your damn neck.” Lady Karissa reminds him. 

“I hope and pray it chokes you to death. I won’t let your father, pass the buck onto Lady Elizabeth.” Lady Karissa tells him.

“Why did you come to me this evening to tell me that you miss me?” Lady Karissa asks.

“I am tired of my mistresses.” Lord Andrew Charles states, “They bore me.” 

“What Lady Paulina and Theresa bore you?” Lady Karissa says with a laugh.

“When I am with them. I can’t get an erection and I can’t get an erection when they give me fellatio.” Lord Andrew Charles states.

“Have you asked them to give you a hand job?” Lady Karissa asks " I don't need them to help me masturbate, Karissa. I can do that myself.” Lord Andrew Charles tells her.

“Why don’t you masturbate and you will climax? Lady Karissa asks.

“I can’t get any satisfaction from it anymore.” Lord Andrew Charles complains.

Lady Karissa sees where it leads to you and she says “ So, you come to me this evening and want to make love or what you call making love.” 

“It has been four and half years since we last made love and yes I call it making love.” Lord Andrew Charles tells her.

“I must be a fool.” Lady Karissa tells him “ Very well Lord Andrew Charles get on with it then.” 

“We are married to each other. “Lord Andrew Charles tells her.

“Don’t remind me of my mistakes, Andrew Charles. “ Lady Karissa tells him.

“I don’t think our marriage was a mistake.” Lord Andrew Charles tells her.

“You are entitled to your opinion, Andrew Charles and I are entitled to mine.” Lady Karissa tells him.

“I married you against my better judgment as you gave me Lady Elizabeth and for the sake of your late great-great-grandfather’s memory I married you to ensure what he started here 121 years ago wouldn’t perish.” Lady Karissa explains “I felt his pain.” 

'I still even no know  what he went through on that April 30th day of 2153 when he had to leave everything behind and flee from Pre-World War Three Planet Earth.’ Lady Karissa tells him.

“Get on it with Lord Andrew Charles. I asked you to give me a warning before you wanted to make love with me.’” Lady Karissa tells him.

“I know you prefer my oldest brother and my cousin.” Lord Andrew Charles tells her.

“I won’t deny it. At least they know how to use their penis.” Lady Karissa tells him “ And just not to piss out.” 

Lord Andrew Charles walks over to where Lady Karissa is and he takes her into his arms and he starts to kiss her and she kisses him and they go after each other like two wild animals.

Even four and half years he hasn’t improved any, but his purpose is to procreate and not to enjoy the bonding process.

Lord Andrew Charles and Lady Karissa have I love you - I hate you love relationship with each other whereas every four and half years they come together and they have another child.

It is Lord Andrew Charles' one wish is to have a son to succeed him and he will create his son the Duke of Lancaster Territory in the name of his great-great-great-grandfather, Lord Patrick William Howard of a blessed memory.

Lady Karissa tells him “ I will name him Lord Anthony Christopher Howard.”  and if it’s another daughter, Lady Sophia Dorothea.” 

“I am tired of the same old recycled Howard names.” Lord Andrew Charles tells Lady Karissa.

“I have made sure that we don’t use those same old recycled names.” Lady Karissa tells him.

“I like the names of Christian, Christina, Andrea, Phillipa, Phillip, as well.” Lady Karissa states.

“We could use the names of Constance as well. “ Lady Karissa tells him.

“I am fine with the names you have chosen.” Lord Andrew Charles tells her “ Lord David told me to try a new position to get a son.” 

“Oh you call the missionary a new position.” Lady Karissa laughs.

“It works for me.” Lord Andrew Charles tells her.

“We will see what it yields, Lord Andrew Charles.” Lady Karissa tells him.

“Get yourself a son, if you can, but My Elizabeth will succeed you.’” Lady Karissa tells him.

“Lady Elizabeth is your heiress and nothing can replace her after you. If you try I will murder our son with my own hands.” Lady Karissa threatens.

“I will be just like your great-great-grandmother and I will cut your son and you up in collops and feed you both to the vultures.” Lady Karissa states.

“Be warned, Andrew Charles. When you fall asleep you keep one eye open while you are asleep as you will never know when I will strike.” Lady Karissa tells him.

“Have someone taste your wine and food as you don’t know when I might try to poison you.” Lady Karissa tells him.

“I would keep my door locked at night as you never know when I might try to have someone assassinate you.” Lady Karissa warns.

Lord Andrew Charles looks at Lady Karissa and asks “ Are you threatening me, Karissa ?”

“I don’t make threats, Andrew Charles. I make promises as you realize yourself.” Lady Karissa tells him.

“I can right now call in Lord Frederick William, Lord Thomas William, Lord Charles Andrew III, Lord Patrick William II, and Lord Richard William Carey with them. They will bring Lord Henry Grey and Lord John Seymour and they all want to bring you down.” Lady Karissa tells him.

“I keep telling  them they have to wait until Lady Elizabeth is grown.” Lady Karissa tells Lord Andrew Charles.

Lord Andrew Charles looks at Lady Karissa and he is speechless and he bows to her and she gives a curtsy back and he exits from the private door where he came in from the first place and heads back to his suite.

Lady Karissa  looks out her window and says “Today is September 21, 2279 and if Lord Andrew Charles gets his way he may have a son in June of 2280.

Lady Karissa won’t know for sixty days if she has conceived once again and she still has two more children to give to Lord Andrew Charles and two children to give to Lord Richard William.

Lady Karissa doesn’t care if their third child is a son or another daughter. She already has two daughters and she will be happy with each one.