Sunday, February 6, 2022

I WILL TAKE THIS ARROW AND SHOOT YOU.







Lady Karissa Elizabeth Ann Howard takes out her bow and arrow and she points it straight out at Lord Andrew Charles' chest and she threatens him “ I am going to shoot through your heart if you have one, but I doubt it.” 


“I don't think you have the guts.” Lord Andrew Charles tells her.


Lady Karissa points her bow and arrow at his chest and she tells him to dare to her, but  Lord Andrew Charles stops short and she asks ‘What is a matter Lord Andrew Charles.” 


“Put down that bow and arrow;” Lord Andrew Charles orders her.

“Who is going to make me, Lord Andrew Charles?” Lady Karissa asks her,


“You have no idea that your cousins want to end your miserable life, but out of respect for your father they have spared it.” Lady Karissa tells him.


“I am not one of your damn cousins and I won’t spare it. Lady Karissa tells him “ You are only alive for the sake of our children.” 


Lord Richard William Carey walks up to where Lady Karissa is with her bow and arrow and he tells her “ Lord Andrew Charles is not worth a good arrow.” 


“Lord Andrew Charles will cause his own downfall in time.” Lord Richard William states.


“I want to take this arrow and shoot it into his icy and thorny heart.” Lady Karissa tells Lord Richard William.


“Lord Andrew Charles is not worth going to a United Federation of Planets Penal Colony.” Lord Richard William states, “ Lady Elizabeth is only 5 years old and Lady Samhain is not even 3 years old.”


Lord Thomas William Howard walks over to where his second cousin twice removed is standing he tells him “ Listen here, Lord Andrew Charles. I have asked that you don’t give my great-grandfather a bad name.” 



“I don’t know why my second cousin named you after my great-grandfather.” Lord Thomas William  tells Lord Andrew Charles.


“Your father told me it was to honor his favorite  uncle, as he didn’t care much for his own stick in the mud father.” Lord Thomas states.


“I know that Lord Frederick William and Lord Andrew Charles were two hip men of their time and they were ladies men.” Lord Thomas William tells Lord Andrew Charles.


“My father told me that my great grandfather was tall, dark, and handsome and he stole the heart of Lady Cynthia Elizabeth Percy and that is how he became Duke of Northumberland Territory.” Lord Thomas states.


“It seems to me that only Lord Frederick William and Lord Andrew Charles had only guts and they were not scared of our great-great-grandfather, Lord Frederick William, but what I heard about our great-great-grandmother, Lady Jeanette Virginia. She would have murdered Lord Frederick William for the sake of her children.


“My grandfather, Lord Phillip, told me that his father told him she threatened him and she told him she would cut him into collops.” Lord Thomas tells Lord Andrew Charles.


“Lady Alexandra Elizabeth would have done the same to your grandfather for the sake of her children.” Lord Thomas tells Lord Andrew .


“Lord Andrew Charles since Beltane Manor is my property. I am asking you to leave it and go back to Norfolk Estate until I call for you.” Lady Karissa asks.


“I am taking my children with me.:” Lord Andrew Charles states


“My children are remaining with me, Lord Andrew Charles. “ Lady Karissa tells him.

“Lady Elizabeth can’t stand you when she sees you. She starts to cry.” Lady Karissa tells him and “Lady Samhain freezes up.” 


“Lord Anthony is just a baby and you don’t know how to change a baby diaper and he is being breastfed.” Lady Karissa tells him.

“Lady Elizabeth calls in your father every time you come near her.’ Lady Karissa  tells him.


“I receive enough complaints from your various lovers and they complain how terrible you are in bed.” Lady Karissa states.


“I have heard it from Lady Paulina and Lady Theresa.” Lady Karissa states, “Do you know what your cock is meant for?”


“You try to avoid the question.” Lady Karissa states.


Lord Andrew Charles tells her “ I will leave Beltane Manor since it is your property and it is located more in Bedford Territory than Norfolk and I don’t want any trouble for Lord Richard William Carey.”  


Lord Thomas and Lord Frederick tell him “ We will be happy to escort you to the gate.” 


Lady Karissa stands with Lord Richard William as they watch Lord Thomas William and Lord Frederick William III escort Lord Andrew Charles off of Beltane Manor.


Lady Karissa puts her arrow away and she carries  her bow and “I wanted to finish him so badly, but I won’t spare him next time.” Lady Karissa exclaims.


“When the time comes, we will bring him down the right way. He will force him to abdicate.’ Lord Richard William states.


“I want to feed him to the vultures.” Lady Karissa tells him and Lord Frederick, Lord Thomas, Lord Richard William and Lady Karissa walk back towards Beltane Manor.


Lord Andrew Charles heads for Norfolk Estate where he is greeted by his brother, Lord Charles Andrew Howard III and Lord Patrick William II and they ask him “ You have been exiled from Beltane Manor?”


“Lady Karissa sent me away from Beltane Manor and she almost shot  me, but Lord Richard William stopped her.” Lord Andrew Charles tells his brothers.


Lord Charles Andrew III breaks out in laughter “ Looks like you have met your match in Lady Karissa as she is not afraid of you.” 


Lord Patrick William II looks at his brother, “ Next time she will end your life.  You are safer here at Norfolk Estate until things blow over.” Lord Patrick William II tells his youngest brother “Our father always said that Lady Karissa had guts, grits, and she wasn’t afraid of you.” 


Lord Andrew Charles looks at his two older brothers “ Where are your children?”


“Lady Charlotte is with her mother and so is Lady Autumn Bridget.” Lord Charles Andrew III and Lord Patrick William II tell Lord Andrew Charles.


“Lady Karissa wouldn’t let me bring our children with me. She threatened me that if I removed them she would place an arrow in my heart.” Lord Andrew Charles states.


“Listen bro. They are more Lady Karissa children than your children.  She is the one who takes care of them and you know how our dad feels about Lady Elizabeth and he has already told me if you keep upsetting his heiress. He will make you abdicate in favor of Lord Patrick William II and Lady Karissa and Lady Karissa will only do it if Lord Richard William Carey is co-regent.” Lord Charles Andrew III states.


“You have only been Duke for 5 years and already you are upsetting our dad.” Lord Charles Andrew III tells him ‘ If Dad calls the rest of the Dukes and Earls   on Star Base 12. They will force you to abdicate.” Lord Charles Andrew III tells him ‘“Your Dukedom will be the shortest one in Star Base 12 history.”


Lord Andrew Charles starts to walk back toward Norfolk Estate and he tells his two brothers “ I love Norfolk Estate. Our great-great-grandfather built it with his own hands.” 


“It is full of memories for me.” Lord Andrew Charles states.


“I swear one day I will bring my son here and we will spend time together.” Lord Andrew Charles tells his brothers.


“At least you have a son.” Lord Charles Andrew Howard III tells Lord Andrew Charles.


Lord Patrick William II is silent and he says “ I am content with my daughter and if I get a son later on I will be happy.”


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